when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party


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A few class prompts have spiraled wildly out of control and into a story with a plot (gasp!)

It features a lesbian couple with a charming meet-cute, who decide they really need to hurry up the world in getting all peaceful and what-not so they can retire happily to a houseboat and not worry about the shitty state of the world.

Is the river boat pilot half of the couple heavily based on Lupita Nyong’o?

Does the carpenter half of the couple have an older brother who’s not-very-secretly part of fomenting a rebellion?

Do the siblings have a mother who has been really-quite-secretly fomenting a rebellion for longer than all these upstart whipper-snappers?

Did their father die in an assassination attempt on their mother?

Does their other father try valiantly but ultimately fruitlessly to keep everyone’s damned socks darned?

The answer is yes to all.

I have no idea where I’m going with this.


One of The most famous digital artist Erik Johansson

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Erik Johansson creates realistic photos of impossible scenes — capturing ideas, not moments. In this witty how-to, the Photoshop wizard describes the principles he uses to make these fantastical scenarios come to life, while keeping them visually plausible.

30 Insanely Clever Gardening Tricks


Make biodegradable planters out of toilet paper rolls.


So you can plan your garden to your heart’s content. Here is how.

Grow your own MOSS GRAFFITI.


It’s actually quite simple, as long as you’ve picked the right location with enough sunlight, and the mixture requires buttermilk which seems very whimsical indeed.

Succulent cuttings begat even more succulents.


Find out how to do it at Succulents and Sunshine.

Start a seedling in a lemon rind.


Find out how at My Roman Apartment.

Or in an eggshell.


Here is how it’s done.

Don’t have a watering can that pours how you like? Make one out of a gallon jug.


Find out how to do it here.

Or turn a jug into a shovel (or three).


Find out more here.

Make a ridiculously cheap herb garden (indoor or outdoor) using an Ikea doo-dad.


Get the directions here.

You can plant more basil from your leftover store-bought cuttings.


Here is how to plant them.

Same with celery.


That’s strangely lovely.

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Great idea for a college event: culturally appropriate another country’s art form to fund a Christian white savior spring break trip. Yes.

For the trifecta, throw in a little bit of objectification of women.


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I remember my jaw dropping the first time I realized exactly what song was being covered here.

Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.

Cowan’s Auctions

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You were one inch from the edge of this bed,

I drag you back, a sleepyhead

The single greatest mashup ever, not done by me, but creds to whoever created this work of art.

“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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